Minor gripes about the man in my life (Not Martin)

1. Who needs to be up at 6am when we're only in at 10? No-one has that many things to do.
   
2. The reason Im still sick is cos you're too miserly to stick the heating on - I am fucking freezing and have now got an electric blanket.
3. Why can't u ever clean on a school night - is it something only I am bourgeousie enough to do? I need to study too, not just you. The house does not clean itself.